Larry Wooton Saying
If you were ever around Larry Wooton very long, you would hear one of his sayings. Here are a few that I remember....
Got a date with a Married women
Ole blind sow found an acorn
My first wife
Fourteen caret
That a boy
If you concentrate on filling the front part of the shovel, the back part will take care of itself.
Won't ever amount to a hill of beans
Jerk the wrinkles out
Much obliged
Write her down - Fred Said.
Be there Effie
Ain't worth a pewter quarter
Glad we Gotcha
A Good'n
A Dandy
If your not in bed by midnight - just come on home.
Here are some that are associated with the Sale Barn.......
Slam it - Damn it.
Light in 3 quarters
Don't ask me - I missed a chicken 10 pounds
Blacker than two feet up a stove pipe
Jilfilirted
Fatter than a 40 pound Robin
Taken turns and it's your turn
Got her panty hose on too tight
I use to go with an old gal that looked like that
If it weren't for mistakes, most of us wouldn't be here
He could stop like a dead end street and come back like a hot check
I can't read or write, but I can figure
This is your $5.00 rabbit we're chasing.
Get your numbers ready
Get your flag in the air
About ready for a color change
She's a mathematician, putting down 3 and carrying 1.
It'll never be on her calf.
I don't think she's blind - she just don't gave a damn.
A long way from her heart
Gentle as a dead pig
Gentle enough for a fat woman
Don't let him bluff you out.
Like women there's a difference in them
Got any million dollar deals on hold.
He had a few pet names for some of us. He always called Waynette - Hun and of course "First Wife"
Brighton - Bright and early
Kullen - Button
Shannon - Sheyanigan
Smiley - Bird or Smiley
Crystal - Shortening or Short
Granny Greer - Maw-In-Law
Just a few that I can remember.
Got a date with a Married women
Ole blind sow found an acorn
My first wife
Fourteen caret
That a boy
If you concentrate on filling the front part of the shovel, the back part will take care of itself.
Won't ever amount to a hill of beans
Jerk the wrinkles out
Much obliged
Write her down - Fred Said.
Be there Effie
Ain't worth a pewter quarter
Glad we Gotcha
A Good'n
A Dandy
If your not in bed by midnight - just come on home.
Here are some that are associated with the Sale Barn.......
Slam it - Damn it.
Light in 3 quarters
Don't ask me - I missed a chicken 10 pounds
Blacker than two feet up a stove pipe
Jilfilirted
Fatter than a 40 pound Robin
Taken turns and it's your turn
Got her panty hose on too tight
I use to go with an old gal that looked like that
If it weren't for mistakes, most of us wouldn't be here
He could stop like a dead end street and come back like a hot check
I can't read or write, but I can figure
This is your $5.00 rabbit we're chasing.
Get your numbers ready
Get your flag in the air
About ready for a color change
She's a mathematician, putting down 3 and carrying 1.
It'll never be on her calf.
I don't think she's blind - she just don't gave a damn.
A long way from her heart
Gentle as a dead pig
Gentle enough for a fat woman
Don't let him bluff you out.
Like women there's a difference in them
Got any million dollar deals on hold.
He had a few pet names for some of us. He always called Waynette - Hun and of course "First Wife"
Brighton - Bright and early
Kullen - Button
Shannon - Sheyanigan
Smiley - Bird or Smiley
Crystal - Shortening or Short
Granny Greer - Maw-In-Law
Just a few that I can remember.
Take turns and it's your turn...that is so funny! Have to remember that one!!
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